Thoughts for today

A low tooth to tattoo ratio is usually not a good thing.

Interstate drivers are not intimidated by driving 85mph and weaving between semis, but a little snow flake blows by and they stomp on the breaks. Weanies!

Why is it that patients are suprised when their doctor shops at Walmart and then they (the patients) like to talk about their marital problems and bowel movements in the pasta aisle?

I'm pretty sure that most women don't come home to a find an MP15 added to their dining room table's center piece.

I believe that dirty dishes mate and multiply while I'm at work...its the only explaination.

I could give it up if I wanted to...really I could...

I am starting to come to terms with the fact that I, like so many Americans, have a problem.

Scrapbooking addiction: "A chronic relapsing condition characterized by compulsive bobble-seeking and abuse and by long-lasting chemical changes in the brain. Addiction is the same irrespective of whether the drug is alcohol, amphetamines, paper stacks, stickers, die-cuts, card stock, or glue dots. Every addictive substance induces pleasant states or relieves distress. Continued use of the addictive substance induces adaptive changes in the brain that lead to tolerance, physical dependence, uncontrollable craving and, all too often, relapse. Dependence is at such a point that stopping is very difficult and causes severe physical and mental reactions from withdrawal."

God help us.